What Nappy Are You?

Even if you haven't yet discovered the joys of parenthood, there's a nappy just for you still waiting to be discovered. Tell us a little bit about yourself and we will tell you what nappy you are.

Where do you shop for food?

Sainsbury's
Waitrose
Asda
Farmers' market
The local wholefood Co-operative
Anyone who delivers

How do you style your hair?

I style daily using curling tongs, straighters or any other gadget I can lay my hands on
I make six weekly visits to the hairdresser to get my highlights done
I don't wash my hair, I prefer to let the natural oils maintain it
I don't have a hairstyle
I've got a practical hair cut that doesn't need styling
I am a hippy, just a flower will do

Where do you like to eat?

The new sushi bar
I never get to eat out these days
To the local pub with a children’s room
Small cafe as yet undiscovered by others
Mackie D's
I stay at home and cook organic lentils

What do you wear?

Smart jeans and a t-shirt
I only wear designer clothes
Fairtrade organic cotton dungarees
Miss Sixty
Vintage dresses
A dribbled-on top and whatever jeans still fit

What are you reading at the moment?

Like Water for Chocolate
Junior Magazine
Hello magazine
The latest on the Booker List
I used to read
Organic Life (from library)

Which parenting style suits you?

Free range
I try to get out of the house
Baby Einstein
Soft play
Attachment Parenting
Nickelodeon Junior

My baby won't sleep. What should I do?

Have you tried a sling?
We don't have a bedtime routine
Try Controlled Crying
Give her a dummy
Neither will mine
We've got these lullaby lights that are so cool!

How do you get around?

Walk, I’ve got all the time in the world
People Carrier
Cycle
I've got a little run-around
Bus
Pink Vespa

Which pet would you like?

Pit-bull terrier
Cat
Hamster
I don't believe in owning animals
Reptile
Chickens

Describe your dream house.

A commune
An executive new build
A nice smallholding - sheep, chickens, pigs...
Some posh mansion
We could do with a second house in the country
Anywhere but here