Even if you haven't yet discovered the joys of parenthood, there's a nappy just for you still waiting to be discovered. Tell us a little bit about yourself and we will tell you what nappy you are.
Sainsbury's Waitrose Asda Farmers' market The local wholefood Co-operative Anyone who delivers
I style daily using curling tongs, straighters or any other gadget I can lay my hands on I make six weekly visits to the hairdresser to get my highlights done I don't wash my hair, I prefer to let the natural oils maintain it I don't have a hairstyle I've got a practical hair cut that doesn't need styling I am a hippy, just a flower will do
The new sushi bar I never get to eat out these days To the local pub with a children’s room Small cafe as yet undiscovered by others Mackie D's I stay at home and cook organic lentils
Smart jeans and a t-shirt I only wear designer clothes Fairtrade organic cotton dungarees Miss Sixty Vintage dresses A dribbled-on top and whatever jeans still fit
Like Water for Chocolate Junior Magazine Hello magazine The latest on the Booker List I used to read Organic Life (from library)
Free range I try to get out of the house Baby Einstein Soft play Attachment Parenting Nickelodeon Junior
Have you tried a sling? We don't have a bedtime routine Try Controlled Crying Give her a dummy Neither will mine We've got these lullaby lights that are so cool!
Walk, I’ve got all the time in the world People Carrier Cycle I've got a little run-around Bus Pink Vespa
Pit-bull terrier Cat Hamster I don't believe in owning animals Reptile Chickens
A commune An executive new build A nice smallholding - sheep, chickens, pigs... Some posh mansion We could do with a second house in the country Anywhere but here